“I’m not apathetic, I just don’t care.” – Eel
“Believa-A and you shall Receive-A!” – Billy (from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)
“Hakuna Matata” – Lion King
“I define my experiences not by what I do, but who I’m with when I’m doing it.” – Pneumonic
The following are all from Groucho Marx:
“A man’s only as old as the woman he feels.”
“A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.”
“All people are born alike – except Republicans and Democrats.”
“Before I speak, I have something important to say.”
“I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn’t educate America if they started at 6:30.”
“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.”
“Well, art is art, isn’t it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh… now you tell me what you know.”
“Ice water? Eat an onion, that’ll make your eyes water!”
“Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.”
“Will you marry me? Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.”
“Q: What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?
A: Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a Dog.”
and finally:
“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.”
I kinda dig the Marx Brothers… It’s my thing. Tried to find a Harpo quote from one of their movies, but… you get the joke right?