My dear, dear dad’s advice to me, the day before I left for college:
“Once upon a time, a dog sat down on a railroad track. A train came along, and chopped off the tip of the dog’s tail. The dog, realizing what happened, jumped up, turned around, and began to look for the tip of his tail. While he was looking, another train came by and chopped off his head.”
“The moral of the story is: Don’t lose your head over a little piece of tail.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you…My family. take a bow.