When people use internet slang in real life. Lol, gtfu, stfu – just say it!
Also, “If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.” Besides the fact that I don’t believe in predestination, this saying makes it sound like all you have to do is sit back, relax, and everything will just kind of happen the way you want it to. And if it doesn’t, well, it’s not your fault for being a lazy fuck, it just wasn’t meant to be.
One more… when people fill their conversations with the word “fuck.” I mean, it’s a great word, I use it a lot, but when someone says “I fucking went to the fucking car and fucking got my fucking books…” it just just fucking makes me fucking nuts!