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Who had bigger or better boobs? Charo or Dolly Parton?

Asked by Lovelocke (1609points) October 10th, 2008
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I just flipped through VH1 and saw Charo on TV doing that “Cuchi Cuchi!” thing, and I was like, “Dear God… check out the rack on Charo! Where the hell have I been?”

Honestly, my first experience with Charo would be way back during the Pee Wee Herman Christmas special when I was younger. I’d spot her every now and again afterward, but just now, I was like “Man… she’s older, but she’s my kind of older!”

Who had bigger (or in your opinion) better boobs? Dolly Parton had some huge, bludgeoning blouse bumpers… but Charo probably has a lower likelihood of varicose veins going on.

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AstroChuck's avatar

Had? Both are still alive.
To answer your question I’d have to say Dolly. But to be fair to Charro, Dolly’s are store bought and Charro’s are natural.
¡Cuchi cuchi!

Nimis's avatar

Dolly’s are store bought?
I feel like I’ve been living a lie.

blastfamy's avatar

rachael ray is tasty

Charro = Bigger
Dolly = Better

Nimis's avatar

You mean Rachael Ray is yum-o?

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Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

This is such an excellent question because it ties into an earlier one. First: Charo had/has the best boobs. Second: There was a question that asked if anyone knew a person whose name started with X. Of course! Xavier Cugat Charo’s husband!

AstroChuck's avatar

Actually, late ex-husband.

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

But a husband none the less. And I bet he blew his horns on those boobs.

At Chuck: I like your diligence in reporting the Store Bought vs. Fake.

Edit 2: I have never given Lovelocke a GQ Lurve. His Av freaks me. But I just did. Bad karma and all.

JackAdams's avatar

In a way, the breasts on Charo are also “store-bought,” because she has admitted in many interviews that they are “surgically enhanced.”

The amount of ignorance regarding this “Salsa Sensation” is staggering. For example:

She is fluent in Spanish (her native language), as well as English, French, Italian, and Japanese.

When she was only 14 years old, she won a scholarship to study classical guitar under the legendary Andrés Segovia.

And, according to the IMDB, Charo has long maintained that her stated date of birth was incorrect due to a “clerical error.” Official documents in Spain and the United States maintain that she was born in 1941, but she argued she was actually younger. In 1977 she went to court, and was able to successfully convince the judge to rule that she was born in 1951. This would have made her 15 at the time of her marriage to Xavier Cugat, and the legitimacy of this date (1951) is widely questioned and disputed.

She’s no Bimbo whatsoever, but part of her act, of course, is pretending to be one, and she does such, flawlessly.

I wish I possessed one-tenth of her intellect. Seriously.

rockstargrrrlie's avatar

I prefer Dolly’s but I think that’s mostly because I love her so much. :)

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