I just flipped through VH1 and saw Charo on TV doing that “Cuchi Cuchi!” thing, and I was like, “Dear God… check out the rack on Charo! Where the hell have I been?”

Honestly, my first experience with Charo would be way back during the Pee Wee Herman Christmas special when I was younger. I’d spot her every now and again afterward, but just now, I was like “Man… she’s older, but she’s my kind of older!”

Who had bigger (or in your opinion) better boobs? Dolly Parton had some huge, bludgeoning blouse bumpers… but Charo probably has a lower likelihood of varicose veins going on.