@manofgod In the bible all the people that God killed were following what satan wanted them to do.
You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
Are you serious? Are you really saying that the fucking babies that were drowned in the flood were all little satanists in training? They weren’t even old enough to form coherent thoughts and somehow they already decided that the first one they managed to form was gonna be “fuck god”.
That makes complete sense, in the sense that it really doesn’t and that your spine is creaking awefully loud for all the bending over backwards you had to do to actually believe that.
And if you read the last part of the bible, you see the the winner of the war
Ok, that’s retarded even from a biblcal perspective. First and foremost it’s bloody obvious god is going to win if he really is omnipotent, which raises all sorts of doubts about why he doesn’t blink satan out of existence, thus preventing him from pushing people to do bad things that, in turn, apparently force god to pulverize them. But most of all nobody’s saw that yet. Revelations is a prophecy so nobody will see the winner of the war is god, because that has not happend yet. They’ll see what the bible says will happen, and if that’s as accurate as its supposedly infalliable ideas on how to cure leprosy or how to be immune to poison, i’d say it’s probably so wrong that god’s going to exist only for long enough to lose to satan and then return to nothing with him.
On a side note: Ever noticed how smitings seem to have stopped around the time where we start to have actual historical data on what was happening around the world? guess god just wants to keep a low profile, who cares if his supposedly beloved children suffer everywhere, even moreso in heavily christian nations like many south american and slavic countries!
And by the way, if we’re to take the bible as true then i’ll side with satan. I’m not fond of keeping people in ignorance for the sake of their bliss, nor am i fond of punishing people for disagreeing with me. And i mean that, so by bible logic i should be dead any minute now. When am i going to be smited(sp?) to prove your point? I’m only asking so i can set up a webcam and become incredibly famous posthumously for proving that god not only exists but he also is a prick who can’t take dissent and challanges to his authority.