As I sat across from my father-in-law at dinner tonight he had sprouts of hair coming out of his nose. the kind you can’t miss when shaving. He also has several eyebrow hairs making a run for it. Over his glasses. Over his brow. One moved when he blinked.

Ladies, is this not bleach to you!? Men, how can you not yank the obvious offenders? I am just talking the ones that stand out like they want to ask a question in a class.

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