Okay, Bogus Journey is probably one of my favorite movies, EVER. Not so much a fan of Excellent Adventure. But, from Bogus Journey:
Reaper: Don’t overlook my butt. I work out all the time. And reaping burns a lot of calories.
Col. Oats: You’re not men, you’re silky boys. And silk comes from the butts of Chinese worms.
The entire scene where Bill and Ted possess Ted’s dad and the Sergeant.
Bill: If I die, you can totally have my Megadeth collection.
Ted: But dude, we’re already dead.
Bill: Oh, right. Well then they’re yours.
Evil Robot Ted: I have a full-on robot chubby.