Wow. Okay. There are so many angles here, since I’m a giant Food Network nut. My male hotties are definitely Tyler Florence, Danny Boome, and Jamie Oliver. Oddly enough, I also have to say Alton Brown because the nerdiness strikes me as possibly very sexy. (On another note, off Food TV for a second, I would not kick Rocco DiSpirito out of my bed for eating crackers!)
As far as the women, Sandra Lee could only be there if it meant she was the slave who schlepped all the groceries, and then went back into her dank basement hole until she was needed for further manual labor. I would love to cook with Giada or Rachel, as long as Rachel figured out a way to not use any red pepper flakes or tabasco. Oh, and um, Guy Fietti? YEAH. Thank you. That’s all I have to say.