Ed McMahon? Did you finally win the million?
Ty from Extreme Makeover, Home Edition?
Some weird looking dude who is offering to give you a free estimate for tree trimming?
Some other weird looking dude who wants to give you an estimate for gutter replacement? (Odd, as you live in an apartment….)
The neighbor’s kid selling overpriced crap?
The other neighbor’s kid selling more overpriced crap?
Another neighbor wanting help for something that will “only take a second” (HA!)
Someone from the US Census Bureau?
The cable company investigating your illegal hookup?
Andrew & Ben hand delivering your JellyShirt ->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as you were the lucky 10,000th customer?!