Like seekingwolf, the Internet is usually the “interwebs” or “intarwebs”. In part for nerdliness, in part because my wireless is named “intarwebs”. Which has nothing to do with nerdliness.
Otherwise, “chuff” and “pluff” can be used to replace anything. Context will explain what was really meant.
A friend of ours has a son who is now about 14, but I think when he was maybe 6, he was a little cold and said, “it’s frizzly in here.” So now whenever it’s freezing/chilly in the house, we say it’s “frizzly”.
When my brother and his friends were going to Yale with George W Bush (my bro says
he was “kind of sweet” at the time), they used to drink quite a bit, and when they couldn’t think of a word they would call the thing a
“name-a-name-a”.
We call feet “puppies”, not sure where that came from but it stuck. Also, the car is the “wheel-mobile” and when it’s time for a nap we say “sleepy-bye” instead…like, “do you need a sleepy-bye?” Somehow my mother-in-law also left us with “the Wally” instead of WalMart.
“Aw, Monkey,” instead of Freddie Uncle Charlie Katie “Flibbetty gibbetty” or “Hibbity dibbity” when at a loss for words. I refer to myself and friends as “Honky MoFo(s)” from time to time >^D