go into a woman’s toilet to find out what on earth it is they’re discussing in there (because I’m sure as hell they don’t all get the urge to pee simultaneously)
And get a handbag, it’s the only thing I envy in women, this practical bag that has everything in it. I used to have a jacked with a million pockets, I once opened it and took out 34 seperate items, including a 12’ vinyl album, 2 umbrellas and several CDs. My mum threw it away (don’t you hate it when they do that?)
According to Greek mythology, Zeus (Jupiter) became a woman for a day, after a disagreement with his wife Hera about which sex had the best sex. At the end of the day he concluded that women enjoy their orgasm precicely 7 times more than men. How on earth he figured that out, nobody knows, but since he is God we might as well take his word for it.
PS Hey guys…here’s a thought. How about being a woman and going straight to a lesbian bar and picking up all those girls? A whole day being licked by women you could never have as a man ;)