My favorites from krose’s list:
-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
Those are awesome! Nice job, krose. @Y’all, check it out!