Note to all women: If you’re going to use any food product, especially things like whipped cream or chocolate syrup, be very, VERY careful! Foods, especially those with sugar, can cause yeast infections and urinary tract infections, neither of which are fun.
Whipped cream only needs to be around for about ten minutes before it starts smelling like stale milk.
Edible underwear of the candy necklace variety, assuming you like candy necklaces, is tasty. The kind that is gummy or has a kind of marshmallow consistency – NOT tasty at all. My exboyfriend’s best friend (who was a girl) jokingly gave him edible underwear on our anniversary. It was something gummy and red, and the three of us, as well as two other people, all tried a piece for shits and giggles. I thought it would taste like Twizzlers or some such, but I was frighteningly wrong.