When I called my wife to let her know I’d be late coming home tonight, I was informed that there were two chickens in my extra shower. She has this student (special ed) who sometimes brings random animals to school. (I now have 2 mice because of this kid.) So I have these chickens until she can either get a hold of his parents and have them pick up the chickens, or wait until Saturday so we can take the chickens to a petting zoo we know of.

WTF am I going to do with these chickens until then? As I said, they are currently in my extra shower. I am a huge animal lover, and I do not want the birds to suffer; they are kinda cute, they let you pet and pick them up, and they don’t seem to be noisy. Any recommendations? Suggestions? What do I feed them? So far I have given them a bowl of water and 1/2 a tortilla.

Just to let you know, I did google it, but I’d appreciate some advice from someone who has raised chickens.

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