i was listening to one of those compilation cds of his, and it was late and i guess i was overtired, but after kind of giggling at everything he was saying, when he got to this i was in tears laughing. i still laugh when i hear it, but for some reason it just really hit me that night haha, it’s probably mostly in his tone when he said it.
“I saw a lady on TV, she was born without arms. That’s sad, but then they said, “Lola does not know the meaning of the word ‘can’t’.” That, to me, is even worse in a way. Not only is she missing arms, but she doesn’t understand simple contractions. It’s easy, Lola – you just take two words, put them together, take out the middle letters, put in a comma, and you raise it up!”