Does your dad have a bottle of bourbon stashed somewhere? Find it.

Pull a krose. Obviously.

@buster Nah, I had beer, I don’t do well when I mix, and if i puke, my dad il be maaaaaad!

As long as you can afford it I say roll with it… I’m pretty toasted myself in my bowling league.. Just roll with it.. But be safe

Chill with @Cage, since he can’t sleep.

Plot ways to earn your money back.
a) Sell an organ.
b) Strip.
c) Beg.
d) All of the above. (You’ll be rich!)

@Allie: Speaking from experience? Exactly how many kidneys do you have left?

You could always test out the new paint job in your room…..

Sorry, low blow.

@asmonet I’ve got three kidneys left to sell. I’m not telling who they belong to. Confidentiality issues and all. You understand.

@allie : Do you only have kidneys? I might be in need of a liver…

Go for broke, call a hooker.

@KingMalefic I can find you a liver. I can also get you some lungs. You interested in a pancreas? What about some small intestine?

I;m at home. I can’t drink more/sell an organ/ strip/beg because i cant do it in my house. well, i can drink, but i dont wanna mix because m dd will be mad, my dad’s lab is downtown so i dont have a scalpel on me, but if i were downtoen i could have one, i cant strip because with no odience, it sucks (plus no dollars) and i cant beg because i live in a residential area and theres no one oyt on a wednesday night at 1:30 am. Pus its fucking freezing. Ic cant have sex here because my room is right next to my parents room, plus other reasons.

@Allie, how bout giving some people on here a brain?

I like dale’s idea. Recreate the whole Risky Business plot!

Where do your folks keep their good silver? You’re so close to making a jackpot. Don’t quit now. You can do it! You’re just one hand away, I can feel it. Get out there and get that money back. Make those sonsofbitches at the casino pay!

I can vouch for the veracity of KingMalefic’s statement. He might also need a few lungs.

Just sayin’.
Maybe a low class prossy if you’re feeling generous he says..

@Mtl_zack You can totally strip in your house. It’s called “working from home.”
@Tali Well I certainly can’t sell them yours, can I? =]

@Mtl_zack : Do you have a pen and paper? Do you remember the layout of the casino ‘cause a good heist is always fun.

@Allie, come and get it.

@omfgTALIjustIMDu My point proven.

@shilolo TOM CRUISE SUCKS~!!

@ acand king: the casino is 45 minutes away by metro/bus, and i ant drive right now.

Aallie. You got burned, but you got her back good job.

@Allie : I am good on the other ones but some lungs and a liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti…. Care for dinner?

Ew…King. gross.

@Allie, whatever. 1:30 am, give me a break. Tsoula.

@KingMalefic See you in a few.
@Tali It’s ok. (Pat pat.) We love you just how you are.

@asmonet : Shoosh I already fed you pizza I working you over for Thanksgiving… Maybe Mother’s Day. :-D

@Allie, I feel like a golden retriever. I may not be the brightest, but damn am I cute.

My bad.

@Allie : Just don’t forget to put the lotion in the basket before you come.

How could she forget?
It’s catchy!

@KingMalefic Kinky…. Huh? What? ;-)

Have to take the garbage out from my last meal, aww Dexter my hero. Saran wrap is genius. :-)

Do you have a UV light?

I have a UV light. In this! :D

Actually when I am drunk and then stuck at home I usually cook a ton of bacon.

Take some asprin and drink lots of water so you don’t feel like shit tomorrow. I wish someone would remind me of that when I am drunk.

OMFG, are you gonna make bacon? I want some. If I smell bacon I will kick your ass if I don’t get some.

I swears it.

@asmonet I sold him the bacon too. Beware.

Some Vitamin B and C are good to take as well.

/cries.

I bet the bacon is made of people if that’s the case.

Thankd for the tip, but i dont ge hangober;s i motaboloze well. i cant eat bacon, im koher.

@asmonet What!? Noooo.. who told you a silly thing like that? =D

@Allie : T’was a good deal too definitely will be a reoccurring customer.

@asmonet : I think it came from Francis…

wtf, why are there 12 peopl follwing and 46rrpinses already

BECAUSE DRUNK FLUTHERING MAKES CROWDS GATHER.

@Mtl_zack There are 7 people following. Can you see ok?

Edit: Now there are 9.

Nine now. I’m guessing he can’t. :P

@Allie : Its the beer goggles, always changes the numbers around. You thought you went home with a 8 but really it was a 2… The morning cries of horror…

Beer goggles are win.

well just because somoens drunk, doesnt mean he is a sidehow attraction for people o gawk att. im not a 2 haeded snake http://bradleysanimalplace.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/two-headed-animals-5.jpg

There were 12 asecond ago. it changes like every sencond.

@KingMalefic Beer also increases the size of your Fluther following. (If still quite large after 4 hours consult a doctor… where is Shilolo, we may need him.)

@asmonet nice pic. hat guy in the background is creepy, like aluring.

It’d be kind of cool if you were a two-headed snake with the capacity for thought and typing.

Haha, that’s a friend, Cole. That’s me, drunk after 30+ shots, eight hours of partying and 18 years of living.

that WOULD be awesome, but im not. im a single headed human, who drank a lot tonight. that is all.

@mtl_zack: Disappointing.

30 SHOTS!!!! OMFG. YOU ARE A TANK

I’m German.

And a BAMF, to boot.

I think I should have died.

@asmonet : That wasn’t the same nite in Richmond where you were drunk as all get out up against the fridge and you thought that 2 week old biscuit was the most delicious thing you had ever eaten was it?

OMFG. It was so delicious.
Delicious and buttery.
Like at Red Lobster.

Wtf is a bamf? germans dont drnk shots, it sbeer.

BAMF = Bad Ass Mother Fucker.

ill be sure to use that acronym

Please do.

….and LAMF is a Lame Ass Mother Fucker (the opposite of a BAMF)

Which does not apply to anyone here, Allie.

@asmonet Let me check to see if Tali has contributed to this thread before I agree…

Ohh, SNAP.

You are now a BAMF.

burnnnnn

@Mtl_zack : True but its strange, she doesn’t care for the beer, and I don’t care for the liquor and well the other sis is all about sangria. So it all works out just we don’t know who can drink who under the table. yet.

@Allie : Hence why we and Asmonet might both be in need of livers.

KingMalefic, what is it that I chase vodka with again? Hmm?

@KingMalefic I’ll share with you. I also stash the Grade A livers in the back for when I’ll need one, but I can share with you two.

@asmonet : Either A. more vodka or 2. Rum?

Ding ding ding!
We have a winner!

wait, you two are siters? is the 3rd on fluther too?

@Allie oh thanks Allie for leaving me… traitor

HAHAHA.

Hey, King. He thinks you have a vag.

@cage Hiiiii!! I lurve you!!!! Come join us..

@Allie : Well thank you.

You’re so generous Allie. Much appreciated!

sangria is nice in summeer, as well as long island iced tea, even if they are chick drunks. I like lynchbug lemonade too, so what.

@king: sorry for the misenterpretation.

@asmonet : Why am I always the chick… I am always a chick… Le sigh.

I am guy but perhaps a lovely tea party could be put into order. jk

:)
King is my big brother, he’s four years older than me.

@KingMalefic: At least this time they didn’t think you were the boyfriend like always.

@KingMalefic @asmonet Are you two Fluthering from across the hall? How very Brady-like..

@Mtl_zack : No worries… even with my real name people think I am a girl and they think Asmonet is a guy. hahaha it all works out.

Omg. Dude, King, what the shit is this on your desk. I just used the UV light and I am freaked the fuck out.

tea is good. I just gpt into tea, and loose tea is best. try mixing green tea with mint tea, its great.

He’s in the living room, where his doggie bed is and I’m in my room, with a bed. And proper human furniture.

@Allie : Since I am visiting/squatting I have been cast to live in the living room. :-(

Sometimes I kick him in the morning.

Awww.. feel the love.

but u use his desk as a handmedoen??

it’s satisfying.

@asmonet : I told you that was my desk. Marked territory.

@everyone I’m English, and used to do a podcast with @richardhenry called The Tea Talk. I win.

Haha, Zack, yeah. It has weird stains on it under the UV light…about where a keyboard would be. And this was his desk in college. So I just don’t want to know.

@KingMalefic: Grossbutt.

@cage WHAT!?!!?!? Used to?!?!??!!?

do you add milk to your tea ike typicL english people. if so, you suck

I WANT TO LISTEN. Richard has a charming voice. :)

@asmonet : Correction that is my drawing/art table you have mcgyvered it into a desk. God knows there might be whole intelligent spore colonies living on there…

that is where all the gum and shoe string in this house went!

why do girls always think that accents are hot? it doesnt make any sense? why don i have an accent **tear**

IT MAKES TONS OF SENSE ACCENTS ARE FUCKING WONDERFUL.

@Mtl_zack Accents are hot.

Word, Allie.
Word.

agreed accents ftw

w3rd

well why dont i have one then

You do. Go to another country and get some foreign ass.

you do have one. everyone has one.

brown chicken brown cow.

@Mtl_zack : You can always pick one up or if your real slick say you have one but always be singing. Since when British people sing the sound like us. Just keep singing.

Oh geez, where is johnpowell? Does he know he’s missing the singing?

if i sing, i would dance, (at least while drunk), and i dont dance well.

PS. Ha! That’s cause I’m the only one capable of MacGyvering things in this house.

mcgyvr can do cool shit, but he’sugly as hell. If you say he has an eccent, ur dumb.

**mullte**

@asmonet : You just wish.

Commadore 64, tin foil, and a VCR = Never grounded from TV

@everyone This is so not conducive to my studying. I must go. Lurve you all!

Haha I forgot about that silly rig. That was badass.
I miss those days.

Night Allie!

LURVE LURVE bye

MacGyver is sexier than you.

@Mtl_zack : Now if you sang and danced in the rain on skates… You wouldn’t need the accent.

he has a friggin muleet a mullet come on!!

the rain turns to snow instntly here, and i hate snow wth a passion, so no

How can I be the dumb one? :)
“mcgyvr can do cool shit, but he’sugly as hell. If you say he has an eccent, ur dumb.”

MULLET OR NOT HE SAVED US FROM THE GOA’ULD!

Ice skates FTW!

I’m gonna read Richard’s posts in an accent.Yay!

I’ll see if I can put up an episode of The Tea Talk. The website has been down since we ended it.

edit: lol asmonet

Yay!

Just looked at KingMalefic’s avatar. I can definitely see his affinity for piercings!

thats not mcgyver. its the guy who plays him, but a completely different show.

plus he;s too 80s

potatoe potato!!

@augustlan : That amused me so much I knocked my coke on to my leg desk and keyboard.

NO. one is sci fi the other i suspense. totally different.

are you sure it was ur coke? it wasnt your jizz?

Anything Richard Dean Anderson does is MacGyver. Fact.
He’s totally attractive.

HAHAHA. Win. Zack. Win.

maybe in stargate, but never in mcgyver

@Mtl_zack : Yep it was most assuredly wet and sticky. and… oh god… Where’s the tissue.

Yes it was coke, yes… it was.

Well, yeah.
He’s an older hottie.
But nothing compared to my Daniel.

Like george clloney?

Exactly.

Dick Dean is gay, Kurt Russell would kick his ass in Stargate

What the fuck ever. Richard Dean Anderson could kill Kurt Russell with a pen, gum and a paper clip before Kurt Russell could raise his god damn gun.

Well george clooney was always attractive, but dean has ben ugly for like at least 10 years, and the pic of mcgyver always comes to mind. i guess if you ignore that era completely, ok, fine, you win. but we’re not ignoring anything.

Says YOU.

The only real threatening thing about Kurt Russell is his hair.

Haha, burn!

He could be Guiles brother from Street Fighter. Ryu would still take him out or if you wanted to be a pansy sit in the corner as Blanka hitting the “y” button.

@KingMalefic: Okay, you know what. Screw you. That was the only way I could win. And you know it.

Yeah, but if Kurt got with Sly Stone they would Tango and Cash McGeyver!

yeah but if you brought Slys mother and asked her to shoot… it might get messy.

This is getting ridiculous.

Rocky/ Rambo would kill anybody except for Chuck Norris

Im completely lost, I was born in 1990 and dont kow a think about what is going on. bye.

JCVD, could kill Rambo.

Oh, you’re just a babe. :’(

Mickey from Snatch would own Rocky.

Yep. Pink shirt and all.

GOODNIGHT FLUTHER. I’m sleepy. :)

< < can’t believe that, for someone who’s 1) drunk, 2) broke, 3) down & out, and 4) up late at night, no one suggested drunk dialing an old girlfriend and then transcribing the call here on Fluther.

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and more lurve @asmonet for the “reading in an accent” bit. Gonna do that more, too. @asmonet, hope you don’t mind, but you just acquired a lovely spanish accent in my head.

Oh go right ahead my dear. The more exotic I am the better!