When I was in grade 2, Mrs. Peterson, my teacher, and I were in the library. It was during lunch time, and Mrs. Peterson told me how much she liked me as a student, saying that I was one of her best pupils, well-mannered and behaved, and would do anything for my classmates. I said “Thank you Mrs. Peterson”. Then she asked me “You would NEVER do ANYTHING bad to your fellow classmates, right?” Wanting to please Mrs. Peterson, I answered with a positive “Yes!”
She turned right around in her chair, looked at me with stunned eyes and said “WHAT??!!”
I realized my mistake and corrected myself “I mean NO!”
Mrs. Peterson looked relieved and sighed “Oh my, now that’s good!”
Heck, I was just 7! She was such a prude! Lol.
As an adult, my 4 year-old once shouted out “Daddy, your fly is open!!” at a formal occasion where there were a lot of people. Ugh..