Let’s see here…..
You have a good sense of humor and you’d rather laugh at others than at yourself.
You’re a closet zombie lover who loves eating bacon when you’re intoxicated.
At night, when you’re trying to go to sleep, you are counting sheep instead of shearing them in the daytime so you can make wool g-strings.
You prefer banjos over guitars but blowing on a sax really makes your shorts creep up…..in a good way.
Although you drive a sedan, you’d really prefer a sports car but you can’t own one because it would attract too much attention. Trying to hide from the Feds means keeping a low profile and you are all over that.
No one buys your story that you were abducted by aliens except you and you’re adamant like Fox Mulder from the X-Files – You want to believe. We do too but you need to come up with a better story first.
You’re a friendly, happy go lucky, fun part of Fluther and you like all of us just as much as we like you. :o)