Did I already tell you guys about this one? [scratches head]
My old roommate announced that she was going to go on a diet.
Our other roommate and I just laughed when she told us.
We didn’t think she was serious—she was NOT fat.
But the crazy girl was actually serious.
The next day I plotted and schemed.
Went down to the drug store and bought:
• 3 bags of Hershey Miniatures
• 2 balls of string
• 1 roll of tape
While she was attending her lab in the afternoon,
I was busy hanging all of these Hershey Miniatures
from the ceiling of our tiny dorm room.
I’d hung them at varying heights as well.
So it was impossible to go anywhere
without bumping into a piece of chocolate.
It looked like a Hershey Miniature explosion in our room.
When she opened the door, there was a slight pause before:
[Nimis!] I am going to KILL you!
I peer over the side of my bunk with an innocent face.
What? How do you know it was me?
This cracks a smile on her face and
a moment later we’re both laughing hysterically.
Then she pulls off the nearest Hershey Miniature, peels it open,
and plops it in her mouth in a grand gesture of defeat.
Our room was very popular for the next few days.