Good grief to those jars full of bellybutton lint! Who the heck get that much lint in there? Take a shower more often. Ick.
I’ve been alive 21 years and haven’t collected as much as @brownlemur‘s photo.
Geez.
I’ve begun a pilot program to convert belly button lint into an alternative fuel source. Since people with a larger girth have deeper belly buttons, I need some heavyset volunteers to get started. Outies need not apply.