You can use it to create a moisture barrier on dry skin. Also I have used it around my hairline to keep hair dye from staining my skin. Once I had a tick removed by someone putting vaseline on it, but I’ve read you shouldn’t do that.
It can be used to remove gum from your hair, to remove makeup stains from clothing, and apparently if you rub some on the exposed edges of a carved pumpkin, it can help slow down the rotting/drying process.
Works great on chronic dry lips…I always put some on my lips before I go to bed.
Also, if you have a cold and your nostrils get red/dry from tissues, then pj can also help there.
Of course, it’s the perfect thing for rectal thermometers, or enemas (if you are so unfortunate to have to use one).
Yeah, there was a villian named “Curly” I believe, and he was a jerk!
The whole joke with him was that he ALWAYS wore the glove and vaseline on his hand to keep it soft for the wife.
Lets say you want to smuggle bricks of weed, heroin, coke, meth etc across the border or across the great American highway system. Vaseline or axle grease is used to keep the dopes smell in the package so drug dogs can’t smell it. First you put your dope in a vacuum sealer if you got one. If not a ziploc bag. You watch your hands before you touch the package again. You wrap the package in saran wrap. Then you coat the whole package in vaseline. Watch your hands you dont want any smell to transfer. Wrap again with saran wrap and another layer of vaseline then another cover of saran wrap. Finally you wrap the entire package in postal tape. You do this right and its undetectable to drug dogs as no smell leaves the inner package.
Dip a cotton ball in Vaseline and put it in your ear to keep. Water out when swimming. We had to do that with my daughter when she had tubes in her ears for shampooing hair or swimming as reccomended by her ENT.
you put it on the earpiece of the phone in the room across the hall from you in the dorms. Then you sit in your room and when the guy comes back to his room you call him.
I remember a joke that used vaseline. You blindfold someone. Then you say “Pretend I am a cow. Point to my front right paw”. And the person points. Then you say “Point to my left paw”. And the person points again. You go to the rear paws. Finally, you say “Point to my tail”. And when the person points, you make sure she puts her finger in the jar of vaseline..