@mjchatter That is hilarious.
Do in-laws count? My mother-in-law is very weird. She was mad at my husband’s brother during a visit and said to him, “Sonname, I thought you mighte like some cold fish for breakfast. When my husband and I got up, she fixed us bacon and eggs!
My father-in-law (I am sure with her help and support) once wrote my husband a letter offering to pay for him to divorce me so he could come back and live with them. My husband was so furious, he cut off communication with them for more than a year. At that point, ignoring the fact that the original communication was in writing and we knew exactly what had been written, they said it was all a misunderstanding.
They used to announce that they were coming to visit us on such and such a date and had tickets without ever asking if it was convenient or planning it with us. In the early days, they once stayed ten interminably long days.
The last time either my husband or I agreed to get in a car with one of them behind the wheel, we came up a gentle rise in the road, and his mother stopped the car dead in the road and exclaimed, “Look, husbandname, the road disappeared.” My husband, practically frothing at the mouth, yelled, “No, it didn’t. Drive the car, Mom, before someone hits us.”