Yo! @Marina: This is a great question!
The truth is, that eating that much gum actually causes constipation for seven years. Well, maybe not seven. I think the precise number is three years, four months, two weeks and five days. So if you started in 2009, you’d pass your last hard one in, oh, 2012. Wow! I thought twenty twelve instead of two thousand and twelve.
WHich reminds me of another story. My Dad used to tell me that gum chewing girls and cud chewing cows are different, yet alike, somehow. Maybe if a girls swallowed that much gum, it would be different that a guy? But what about a cow? Didja think about that? Don’t let PETA find out about this. Too bad you can’t scrub the question from existence.
It’s here forever. Like gum. Under your foot. In the hallway. You can never get it off. Well, I know one person who could tell you how to get it off, but let’s not go there. No wait. I scrubbed it off with Windex! I mean, who spits gum on the floor? Who? Far better to swallow it. But maybe they didn’t want to lose a chance to chow down. The cow!
PS, does anyone else think that the jelly mystuff is currently using looks like a skull?