Not a dime.
If the government really wants to stimulate (or even please) me, they could:
– let me slide on sales tax every weekend,
– give me a frequent buyers discount on the gasoline tax,
– rebate my wife (at teacher) some more of the money that she spends out of her pocket for classroom necessities,
– make every candidate for office donate a matching dollar amount to charity for every dollar spent on TV, radio & web commercials.
They could also upgrade me for free to the full sports package with my cable provider, if they really wanted to please me.