This thread could get dirty…too bad I have to go do some work.
I once decided to try and make a really special evening for my girlfriend right after high school. So I got a hotel room, and I got some wine (well, okay it wasn’t wine it was Champ-ale or something not so great), and I picked up some massage oil (well, it wasn’t actually massage oil, or even baby oil, i got straight up cooking oil cause I couldn’t find what i was looking for somehow), and I got her flowers (those were fine).
Anyway, we had a great time, but we definitely took a few showers that night!