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When someone asks if you're a god, what do you say?

Asked by Shmirnoff (24points) February 21st, 2009
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Jayne's avatar

Play me in badminton, and you’ll find out soon enough.

Jayne (6776points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Dog's avatar

Nobody has asked. Damn I miss that.

Dog (25152points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

I always ALWAYS say: GODDESS GODDAMN IT. Not a freakin god…A godddddddam goddess get it fuckin straight.

Sueanne_Tremendous (11290points)“Great Answer” (4points)
PVBMISFIT's avatar

No, I’m not but people make that mistake a lot ;)

PVBMISFIT (75points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Blondesjon's avatar

I knew you were going to ask that.

Blondesjon (33994points)“Great Answer” (3points)
KingMalefic's avatar

“You always say yes!”

Not the stay puff marshmallow man

KingMalefic (857points)“Great Answer” (1points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

I say, “Sorry, didn’t know my bulge was showing. And, by the way, staring is impolite.”

eponymoushipster (20297points)“Great Answer” (4points)
Blondesjon's avatar

@eponymoushipster…That answwer is why I lurve/lurve you.

Blondesjon (33994points)“Great Answer” (0points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

nice use of transthreading. gold * for you on the chart.

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Blondesjon's avatar

glee!!

Blondesjon (33994points)“Great Answer” (0points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

@Blondesjon joygasm. joygasm is the appropriate term. happyboner would also be acceptable in this situation.

eponymoushipster (20297points)“Great Answer” (1points)
AstroChuck's avatar

I always say, “Bless you, my child.”

AstroChuck (37609points)“Great Answer” (3points)
KingMalefic's avatar

Asmonet says: Yes. Will you be my Jesus?

brown chicken brown cow

KingMalefic (857points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Bluefreedom's avatar

If I get asked this question in an intimate setting, then yes, I make sure to tell that person that I am a god. In the bedroom, or in any bed for that matter, I am the master of all I survey.

Bluefreedom (22944points)“Great Answer” (0points)
augustlan's avatar

Why yes, why do you ask?

augustlan (47745points)“Great Answer” (0points)
dylzaree's avatar

no, cause logically, I’m not.

dylzaree (89points)“Great Answer” (0points)
nebule's avatar

we are all the same

nebule (16452points)“Great Answer” (0points)
MrMeltedCrayon's avatar

Good of you to notice.

MrMeltedCrayon (2804points)“Great Answer” (1points)
steelmarket's avatar

Yes, you found me out. I AM the god of navel lint.

Well, somebody’s go to take the blame.

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