Fluther: Can you sing Happy Birthday?

No. But I can blow it out my ass pretty darn good….

and for blondsjon it will be in key

Sueanne_Tremendous (11295

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I can’t sing it, because my voice has been known to severely scare people, however, I will say it:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Blondesjon

I wish huge slabs of cake and many bottles of plonk upon you!!

Tantigirl (1712

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Have a HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, dude! :)

DrasticDreamer (23996

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anal. dude, seriously.

eponymoushipster (20307

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I can blow that tune out on a mean flute, if ya wish. Happy Birthday.

That doesn’t sound quite straight crap.

KingMalefic (857

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@KingMalefic WHOA DUDE. WHOA.

eponymoushipster (20307

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@jonsblond…i hate you…you are so getting a spankin’

Blondesjon (34000

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@Blondesjon niiiicceee….

eponymoushipster (20307

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@Blondesjon promise?

jonsblond (44447

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Happy Birthday, you sexy dude, you! I won’t sing however, because when I sing in the shower during the warmer months, birds have been seen trying to close the windows from the outside. I couldn’t carry a tune if it was on a stretcher and two paramedics were helping me.

evelyns_pet_zebra (12928

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No but seriously when i lived in south america we played recorders and flutes that was the one song i could do. I hope it at least produced some mini lols. :-)

KingMalefic (857

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@Blondesjon y @jonsblond hey you two, get a room. also, a webcam, some nightvision goggles, a website with a paypal account – you’ll make money in the tens of dollars!

@KingMalefic yeah, yeah, i’ve seen a couple of Dateline NBC specials about “the flute playing children of south america.”

eponymoushipster (20307

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Happy Birthday! Think I’ll celebrate by getting really pissed!
Who wants a Mai Tai?

AstroChuck (37666

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Happy Birthday! I’ll have a drink for you!

cak (15863

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Asmonet says there are age restrictions on bar tending, Chuckie.

KingMalefic (857

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happy birthday! :D

tiffyandthewall (6082

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@AstroChuck…I don’t a’ wanna’ your tie. I jus’ ‘a wanna a beer.

Blondesjon (34000

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If somebody else sets the key.
o/~ HBDTY
o/~ HBDTY
o/~ HBDDBJ
o/~ HBDTY

Grisson (4634

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@Blondesjon nyuck nyuck nyuck.

eponymoushipster (20307

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o/~ AMM

AstroChuck (37666

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I will let Stinky Wizzleteats do my singing for me. Have a bit of HAPPINESS!

Happy birthday!

aprilsimnel (30754

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HAPPY BIRTHDAAAAAAAY @Blondesjon! And many more! Now lets have some cake :D

KrystaElyse (3601

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Sure.
Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi….Ahem…cough, cough Do re me fa so la ti do…la, la, la, la,la!!!
I’m a bit rusty… just getting over a sore throat….

Deep breath

Cumpleaños Feliz,
Te deseamos a ti,
Qué los cumplas en tu día,
Qué los complas feliz!

How was that?

Darwin (21882

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@Darwin did you just do some voodoo? was that a voodoo curse on @Blondesjon ?!?!

eponymoushipster (20307

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Here is your birthday message. Have fun, my friend!

Bluefreedom (22947

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@eponymoushipster – No, I am from Texas. We speak Spanish down here. We used to be part of Mexico and parts of us seem to be going back.

Darwin (21882

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@Darwin Texas – i knew it! Voodoo country!

eponymoushipster (20307

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Happy Birthday!
May it totally rock over last year!

Dog (25152

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@Bluefreedom…Is that your pussy?

Blondesjon (34000

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Happy BD, BJ!

augustlan (47745

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@Blondesjon. Yeah. And I taught him that dance move too! :o)

Bluefreedom (22947

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@eponymoushipster – Sigh! You are thinking of South Florida. Down here we practice curanderismo, not voodoo.

Darwin (21882

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I am from florida… damn it i am screwed on all accounts.

KingMalefic (857

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have a great day buddy…hope its a good one… live in the moment and see if it lasts forever xx

nebule (16472

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I was singing with Grisson. Did you hear me?

HAPPY BIRHTDAY!

janbb (63346

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Happy Birthday Blondesjon!

SuperMouse (30853

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Oops – spelling, I meant “BIRTHDAY.”

janbb (63346

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Happy Birthday to yooooooooooou in 4 part harmony

toomuchcoffee911 (6933

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na na na na na na—na na
You say it’s your birthday
It’s my birthday too—yeah
They say it’s your birthday
We’re gonna have a good time
I’m glad it’s your birthday
Happy birthday to you.

Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party
Yes we’re going to a party party.

Lennon/McCartney

steelmarket (3603

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