That the bible is entirely non-fiction.
That pills alone will help you keep off the weight.
That “organic” means no pesticides.
That being a successful graphic designer requires only software knowledge.
That if it’s on the Internet, it’s free for the taking.
That if it’s on the Internet, it must be true.
That television news has no bias.
That Iraq had anything to do with September 11th.
That all products claiming to be “green” truly are.
That all parental love is unconditional.
That Christianity is the only true religion.
That adopted children are not really yours.
That jarred sauce is as good as homemade.
That the Windows and Mac operating systems are vastly different.
That the Mac OS does not support a three-button mouse.
That your mother loves you.
(oh wait; that was just my mother)