@SuperMouse, Wait?! BONZO wants to call you a MILF? Have I missed something here?
My biggest objection is referring to a 28 year old woman as a “mother”. A 28 year old woman is barely old enough be resigned to answering to the name “mom” in the grocery store, let alone take it as a compliment… I’m equating the expression with that oh-so-quaint-term-of-yesteryear “Hot Mamma” I really don’t think “28 female” and “mother” is terribly flattering, unless you happened to be the mother of the children of the man saying it.
Linguistically, wouldn’t the companion word to MILF would be a “mother f-er”? I mean, if I were an MILF, and you acted upon it, that would make you a “mother f-er”, which does not sound at all flattering…