Nope, they don’t show on the iPhone version of fluther.

“Wow. You smell really good.”

i think it was watching me take a shower just now….

@elijahsuicide I know… And they don’t show your lurve either… such a bummer.

Told me to take off my shoes, but I’m at work so I don’t think that would be a good idea.

I thought it only said it for me, because one day it said “you’re our favourite, but don’t tell the others”. I’m fluther’s favourite! :P

Hell yes! I love them. I think I came up with one of them.

“Let’s run away together.”

edited: that is not the one I came up with, but the one showing right then.

My, don’t you look dapper.

They crack me up too.

I’m glowing. Absolutely glowing.

(I’m not. My fly was open.)

I never cease to amaze them!

Mine is my favorite:

Don’t tell anyone—you’re our favorite.

“We want to be just like you when we grow up.” I love the greetings. They bring a smile to my face, and are definitely a pick-me-up when I need one.

We want to be just like you when we grow up!

cute, random, original

reminds of the woot! descriptions

”Sit back and relax. We will do the dishes today.”

If only.

“You have arrived.”

I mostly don’t even notice them anymore, but when I do they make me smile : )

My current greeting says “Ahoy matey.”

I do admit that I read them on occasion. I’m secretly hoping to see one of my greetings that was chosen for Fluther in the last New Greetings go around.

We dreamt about you last night.

Of course, I love them. :)

“We’ve been expecting you.”

They know I get on everyday at 4:00. :)

What are you all talking about? All I get is some gibberish repeated over and over again in bold letters.

REDRUM REDRUM REDRUM… What in the hell is that supposed to mean?

Ha, nice “The Shining” reference, Blondesjon. Lurve for that. :)

The Nobel Committee called; we told them you’re busy.

Thanks. You’re not half–bad yourself.

Today, I’m just in time!

Yippee! For fresh-baked cookies?

My favorite is the one about your hair…I love it! It’s even better because of the lack of hair! :) When it grows in after chemo, I’ll really appreciate the phrase!

@cak You don’t have hair? You’re undergoing chemo? Where was I?

@mangeons – it’s not a new thing – old hat, now. This should be it, though. 3 more treatments and I’m finished!

I have a stray hair or two….they’re very interesting and always standing straight up. My daughter wants to cut them, I told her no way, they are fighters, them ‘em! :)

Good luck with all, cak! :)

@mangeons – thanks!

It’s almost like you never left.

I have notice some sentence on the top of the screen.Those are quite pushing once.When do you see them,you get that kind of feelings like is pump that pressure and thing about.

no

@pathfinder Ta huh?

Am I the only one that didn’t get that?

The Nobel Committee called; we told them you’re busy.lol

Sure I do. There’s seems to be a lot of ass kissing and pandering going on in this site; it’s no wonder I see so many familiar faces.

I do, and I hope they aren’t going to slow this site down. That would be a disaster. “Oh, you think you’re so smart, don’t you. Just give “everyone” your opinion”

and I’m here to say, gotcha April Fool’s

Is your frizzer running? You better go catch it!

You had us at @ I love them they really cheer me up :)

“You have that certain je ne sais quoi.”

I ended up having to check what “je ne sais quoi” meant.

:P

That color looks great on you.

Why thank you, I do quite agree that I look good in blue, if I do say so myself.

Oh no! They dreamt about me last night! That’s mookie!!!

D’aawww! They <3 me!

@mangeons It does, too! Love it!

Yea. Like the one right now says Oh, there’s that twinkle in your eye!
It’s cute. I like them