@critter1982: Damn it! That’s mine! I love that one. >:) Good choice.
@Blondesjon: That reminds me of one of my other favorite Helen Keller jokes. One of my best friends, Zack (who is gay and has always made it a point to be tolerant of all people and become their defender against idiots), told it to me in the middle of the night at a lake with swans waddling around us and swimming about. Full moon, just a lovely oddly perfect night. Suddenly, he turns to me and with the best poker face I have ever seen, asks me the following:
Zack: Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away, asmo? Why would he?
Me: Uh…I don’t know, did he really?—
Zack: YOU WOULD TO IF YOUR NAME WAS NAAHMMNAMMBAMBAMNAAAAAMMUUUUUH.
Me: What. The. Shit. Laughing.
Long pause.
Zack: …Are there any more Doritos?
Seriously. Sometimes I turn around, and he’s just being ridiculous.