Psst, if you guys fight, The United Socialist States of Fluther and it’s 213 million citizens are gonna have to come in and make peace. Just you try and stop me with your fledgling nations and 5 million inhabitants,
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And Germany and Japan, they do seem to have a natural instinct in a very generalized way for organization and being military, but,you know, there’s a very strong Green Party there now, kids with beards, it’s getting okay, and I just think Japan and Germany should be the peacekeepers of the world. They should be parachuted in; whenever something breaks out, parachute Germans and Japanese in. They’ll go, “Look, we’ve done this before, we’ve done the killing. Hello! Take it from us, just chill out!” And then, they’d organize peace really quickly. “All right, peace, peace, peace, peace is organized!” It could be brilliant if they could do that. That’s their destiny, man! Yeah.