You will come to appreciate the lurve in time. Until then, you can call it whatever you want, but we’ll continue to call it lurve. And be totally confused when you refer to whatever else.
The only way that it works is because we have this internet relationship (not that I don’t take you seriously!). But if I had to say “lurve” out loud as much as I type it to you guys, I would probably puke. It’s pretty silly sounding. But it’s alright, because we are here. And we’re just typing.