My fellow colleagues, I beg to differ. Frivolity and a general lack of seriousness on fluther is a serious crime, that often gets the perpetrator thrown into a frizzer, if not banned permanently, permanent, permanent, no erase, dot, dot, dot, period!
We have a reputation to maintain. The probity of AstroChuck, who is an example to us all, should be instructive. Clearly, maple syrup is the only possible alternative, and corn syrup and all it’s imitators is an abomination to the earth, and especially, pancakes.
Not only must you be serious, but you must footnote every answer with at least three footnotes, or you run the risk of having your lurve taken away.
No, I am afraid that if you bring levity to this site, you will find that you simply do not belong. Fluther has had it’s levity surgically removed by the Mayo Institute for Elective Non-compliance. (I don’t know what that means, but it sounds good).
So, I hope that a word to the wise has been uttered, and that you will proceed to follow instructions without even a modicum of hilarity. Verboten!