Why yes, in fact, everything has already happened. It is a well-known fact that the information singularity will happen on the fourth of June, 2143. The infinity of infinitudes, as applied to our particularity, signifies this future, which already happened yesterday. Similarly, tomorrow is already in our rear-windows.
Imagine that every smallest partical of time, every timeline branches off an infinity more actual timelines. Due to the infinite infinity of pasts, presents and futures, everything possible, or what we believe to be impossible, is happening simultaneously. Time becomes irrelevant. Just a fiction for poor meat-brains like us.
I would like to tell you about my fourth husband, who married my third wife the day after yesterday before yesterday came. Unfortunately, in my imagination, I am not bisexual. But in some world, I am, and husbands and wives come at you like cars on a highway when you’re standing on the median—that cement thingy that supposedly keeps cars from crashing into each other?
Have you ever tried that? Will you? You already have, even if you haven’t. Get that through your thick skulls (except for those of you who have no skulls at all—just brains in the rain). But do watch that car…. ohhhh. That’s not pretty. Well I tried to warn you. Of course, the warning worked, since you are sitting there reading this.