You mean other than my girlfriend being arrested and facing 5–10 years in prison for something she didn’t do, the accident that completely wrecked my brand-new car and almost killed us, and my daughter being kidnapped by a group of paedophiles? Nah, it’s been smooth sailing…got a cold last week and a traffic ticket last night. Which is a bummer since I can’t afford to pay it.
On the good side, my gf is out for now and will eventually be cleared, we all survived the accident and nobody has dared harm my daughter yet. And the cold wasn’t all that bad, and I’ll probably manage to pay half the fine (which could have been up to 700 euros, but is 210 and I may just pay 105).
As a bunch of wise old men once sang:
“Always look on the bright side of life taram tara rara raram”