There’s a mouse in my stove.
I hear the tiny feet pattering, I hear the tiny squeaks, and I hear the frantic running as it drags large bits of undercooked spaghetti underneath the burner, and I see its little head poke out from underneath the burner. I don’t want to kill it, which is why I haven’t been using my stove at all lately, and I don’t want my cat to kill it, though I’m not sure how to avoid that, considering all she does is sit on the stove and watch all day. How can I possibly give this furry little creature a less dangerous place to live?