I’m such an asshole for my prank today…
Got some blood that had expired from our little outdated “bloo bank” (2 units to be exact), spilled it on the floor of the hall outside the ER… got some on my face and hair…. screamed at the top of my lungs and lay facedown in the puddle.
Nurses came out screaming, no one would touch me, so i sit up all annoyed and asked “why won’t anyone check my fucking pulse?!?!”
I’m going to hell for that