Ingredients:
1lb fresh real job
3/4 cup self-esteem
1/8 tablespoon of butter
1 clove of garlic (crushed)
1/4 teaspoon of sugar
pinch of therapy (to taste)
fresh parsley for garnish
salt
pepper
Defrost real job in refrigerator overnight.
(Do not defrost at room temperature.
Real job may develop bacteria if defrosted at room temperature.)
Salt and pepper both sides of real job.
Heat a non-stick pan to medium high heat.
Add 1/8 tablespoon of butter and crushed garlic,
stirring occasionally for 1 minute. Add sugar.
When garlic begins to caramelize, add real job.
Cook for 4–5 minutes on both sides.
Remove real job from heat.
Lower temperature to medium heat.
Deglaze pan with 3/4 cup of self-esteem. Add therapy.
When most of the liquid has reduced, return real job to pan.
Cook for another 3–4 minutes.
Remove from heat and allow real job to sit for 1–2 minutes.
Garnish with parsley and serve Monday morning.
Note: For the health-conscious, substitute extra virgin olive oil for butter and omit sugar.