Yah. It’s a seriously long preparation, though. It involves hashish and celery, so I’m not sure you really want to go through with this, but, well…
Five spider legs. Three stalks celery. Two oz hashish. Frozen daquiri mix. Ice. Half a can of coke. Rubbing alcohol.
So, mix all the above ingredients in a blender. No. Wait. Not the rubbing alcohol.
Blend it up good. Then prepare hickie-ee in your favorite fashion, and when she is lying on the bed, stomach exposed, you rub the desired spot with rubbing alcohol (this brings the capillaries closer to the surface, thus facilitating hickyization.
When ready, take a big gulp of the drink. Quickly glom your lips on the hicky spot. The drink will make you suck like an industrial strength vacuum. The hashish will keep you from vomiting (not a good impression, that). The whole thing will result in a hicky that will last for at least 13 days, and may be bright enough to be seen through a white chemise.
Jeez, dude! What did you expect? Kiss her, you fool!