110 enumerated ways the men in her life continue to disappoint her.
This comes from a comment made by the opposing party in a divorce case. After I had taken her deposition, she was leaving my office with her attorney. Just before she walked out the door, she turned to my client (her husband) and said, “every day you find new ways to disappoint me,” then walked out in a huff.
After she left, I turned to my client and said, “I’ve got to hand it to you, that must take a lot of effort to keep your marriage fresh like that. I just keep repeating the same old ways to disappoint my wife. We may as well just number them.”