Fluther is Jack’s smirking revenge.
Fluther is Jack’s cold sweat.
Fluther is Jack’s raging bile duct.
Fluther is Jack’s colon.
Fluther is Jack’s complete lack of surprise
Fluther is Jack’s wasted life.
Fluther is Jack’s inflamed sense of rejection.
Fluther is Jack’s broken heart.
@asmonet really? How come he’s always next to me in bed, eating in the dining room and watching t.v. with me? And how come I have an engaged ring on my hand from him? Weird…he never leaves my sight? Can you please explain that to me?...
@eponymoushipster No! Fluther can tell Asmonet that he’s(Fluther) taken and that she’s(asmonet) been smoking and drinking too much to be imagining things….oh did i forgot to tell you that I’m pregnant….Fluther’s the Dad! Does that meen that bendrew are the grandparents?
I lurve that show… :)
@asmonet Look at what epony said about you….Fluther…you are….NOT the father of asmo’s baby!” which makes you a ho…? [heartbreak] (OUCH) If that’s you inside that jellyfish [laughs]....he would definitely pick me! sorry…
You are the weakest link…Bye-Bye!!!