@evelyns_pet_zebra…
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you really thought I was serious, mate .. ?
I’m podophobic, if that may be tokened as a new term.
But I quite appreciate having a pair of them. they do come in handy every so often. ; )
especially when I have to reach for something I can’t get from a comfortable position when I’m tired.. or for peeling fruit, even.
I’m a runner – martial artist, so I know.
anyhow, I agree with the erroneously portrayed speed-monkey zombies