I feel like I’ve already lost the ability to understand what the heck you’re talking about.

yeah, i’m with @jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities on this one.. sorry.

My ability to calm mothers-in-law?

The ability to read a troll’s post.

My ability to lay eggs would be at the top of the list I guess . . .

With my disease (ALS), I loose the ability to use my voluntary muscles a little bit more each and every day. It sucks, but I cope. Still much to be grateful for and life is still worth living.

I would disable my body’s need to poop.

The power to enjoy junk food.

@Blondesjon : I’m trying not to think of the alternative.

@Blondesjon…We’ll call you eco-man (100% digestion…no waste)!

@whatthefluther : I think he would literally turn green.

@Blondesjon But then you wouldn’t have scenarios like this.

@ubersiren…good…he looks rather pale on his avatar.

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities @kheredia You can disable one ability but it has to be a significant ability (for example you can’t say “the ability to hear a duck farting…If humans can actually do that) and cannot simply be one of your senses as a whole. I apologise for the confusion but it’s a fairly difficult scenario to describe.

@ubersiren Smart answer. Do you think you would miss that ability?

@DarkScribe That is an essential ability

@Blondesjon You’re disabling your ability to poop, not your ability to digest so it unfortunately has to come out somewhere my friend

@Nially_Bob . . .Didn’t I mention that I would sneeze it out?

looks like dark colored hankies for this guy

My ability to store fat on my ass… sure, the cushioning is nice at a NASCAR race, but I’d be willing to sacrifice that!

@juwhite1 You should probably sacrifice the NASCAR while you’re at it.

@jeffgoldblumsprivatefacilities Can’t give it up! If I said the cushioning is nice at the rodeo, would that have worked better for you? The seats are already cushioned at the theatre and the opera, so I couldn’t really use those examples.

@juwhite1….What’s with the lousy seating at every race track in the USA (except for the luxury boxes, of course)? Its not like it’s a cheap ticket to gain entry.

Totally off topic, but why do I always get seated by 300 pound men when the seats are numbered about a foot apart? Luckily, I’m a friendly girl, and I’ll take a cushioned lap over being sweezed into a tiny spot on a metal bleacher!

@juwhite1…Yeah, but you can probably count on being soaked from all the splashed beer.

The only thing I can think of is how much it would suck to lose a sense.
I’ve grown fond of all of them.

I would like to give up the feeling of extreme temperatures, but that might be dangerous, if I couldn’t tell when something is too hot or cold.

I would turn off my ability to expect better from mediocre people

@Nially_Bob : I might miss it, but I’d eventually find something else to fill that hole. Likely something healthier.

I would mysteriously lose my ability to shop for, cook, be entertaining during, and clean up after Thanksgiving dinner.