This was priceless:
“Ordinarily I wouldn’t mind, but…”
“But what?”
“Well, I just got back from swimming in the pool. And the water was cold…”
“Oh, you mean… Shrinkage.”
“Yes. Significant shrinkage.”
“So you feel you were shortchanged.”
“Yes. I mean, if she thinks that’s me, she’s under a complete misapprehension. That was not me, Jerry. That was not me.”
– George and Jerry, in “The Hamptons”
“Do women know about shrinkage?”
“What do you mean, like laundry?”
“No…”
“Like when a man goes swimming… Afterwards…”
“It shrinks?”
“Like a frightened turtle.”
“Why does it shrink?”
“It just does.”
“I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.”
– George, Elaine and Jerry, in “The Hamptons”
“I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be… And more!”
“I’m sure it is.”
“Look, you don’t understand. There was shrinkage.”
– George and Jane, in “The Hamptons”