A normal life is when aliens abduct you, and give you the secret of faster-than-light travel. They return you to earth, but you find that, while you can remember just about everything, there is a crucial part of the formula you have forgotten. In any case, you find yourself as a King of your city, with a harem that includes five women, three cats, a horse and a panda. The thing is, you actually know how to… um… do it… with all of them. Of course, this is absolutely normal! Everyone knows that.
You are employed by a mattress company as a mattress tester. You moonlight, at night, as a court fool in your own court, for which you are amply compensated. You have no worries, except for who you will marry. And how many children to have. And which school to send them to. And whether your gut is expanding a little bit too fast.
You are the lifetime home run leader in baseball, the lifetime yardage gainer in the NFL, and the world pogo stick champion seven years in a row! You live to the grand old age of 18, which is when you are kidnapped (again) by the aliens, and sucked into a black hole, where you live the rest of your life playing tiddlywinks with a talking cockroach.
Yup. Totally normal.