I am on a lovely pain killer, so I’m not functioning very well…the brain isn’t working. I called my husband earlier, at work, to ask him if he is working. Duh. He’s always working at work. (except for poo breaks)
“Asked”, i’m probably not a good judge of that; but once, when playing Home Jeopardy, my question for the answer “It was discovered on Easter Sunday” was “What is Ascension Island?”. whenever i need to blush on cue, i just recall that.
When I was about 15 and on a diet I asked my mom if water had calories. My sister was 10 at the time and she asked me “Are you retarded?” I didn’t have an answer for her.