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If you were to be transported into the body of the opposite sex, what ethnicity would you be?

Asked by Grisaille (12048points) August 25th, 2009
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Let’s say this new body would be materialized out of nothing.

What ethnicity would you be? The same? Not? Mixed?

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eponymoushipster's avatar

French, because they i wouldn’t have to shave anything – like now.

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MissAusten's avatar

I imagine myself looking like Dane Cook, but maybe that’s because the word “sex” in your question distracted me. Once I thought of Dane Cook, I couldn’t think of anyone else. So, I guess I’d be white. White HOT that is! Then I’d make out with myself for a while. Give me a break, my husband has been out of town for a week and a half.

MissAusten (16157points)“Great Answer” (4points)
cyn's avatar

I would want to be a full English girl or a full french girl. Either way.
[edit] I’ll take that back, I forgot you mentioned opposite Sex. Ha! I would either be an english, french, or an italian guy.

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drdoombot's avatar

I’d be a latina. They’re always hot.

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AstroChuck's avatar

A green Orion slave girl.

AstroChuck (37609points)“Great Answer” (2points)
Grisaille's avatar

it must be a pleasure, traversing the cosmos

Grisaille (12048points)“Great Answer” (0points)
avvooooooo's avatar

@MissAusten You’ve got a little drool hanging out on your chin. Have a Kleenex.

avvooooooo (8880points)“Great Answer” (1points)
MissAusten's avatar

Thanks!

MissAusten (16157points)“Great Answer” (0points)
evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

I’d wanna be a black girl, just like Evelyn. Buying bras would be a pain, though. Hell, I’d like to look just like @Facade, as she resembles Evelyn in almost every way. Well, except that she isn’t 300 foot tall. :^)

evelyns_pet_zebra (12923points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Grisaille's avatar

this question and its details were worded quite awkwardly

I beg for forgiveness, I’m sleepy

Grisaille (12048points)“Great Answer” (0points)
hungryhungryhortence's avatar

Chris Walken
or
Benicio Del Toro
or
Carlos Dengler

One of any of those. Please.

hungryhungryhortence (12176points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Facade's avatar

I’d want to be mixed. Black, french, maybe some other stuff.

Facade (22937points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Anon_Jihad's avatar

A redheaded Irish woman most likely.

Anon_Jihad (1585points)“Great Answer” (1points)
AstroChuck's avatar

@eponymoushipster @Facade- French is an ethnicity?

AstroChuck (37609points)“Great Answer” (0points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

@AstroChuck yes. actually i was going on the same question, as posed in Campfire, where @Grisaille asked “nationality”.

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Sarcasm's avatar

I’d obviously be an Asian girl. Korean, of course.

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Facade's avatar

@evelyns_pet_zebra lol maybe I am 300 feet tall

Facade (22937points)“Great Answer” (1points)
avvooooooo's avatar

@MissAusten No problem. You know I’ve got your back. Drool away.

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ABoyNamedBoobs03's avatar

an Aborigine midget…

why not? the way I see it, me suddenly and instantly being forced to operate in any fashion as a female is going to freak me the hell out so we might as well put some arm into that curveball…..

ABoyNamedBoobs03 (7543points)“Great Answer” (2points)
evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@Facade, If you are that tall, then I want to know what your boyfriend was standing on in your previous avatar. :^)

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ABoyNamedBoobs03's avatar

@evelyns_pet_zebra her shoulder…

ABoyNamedBoobs03 (7543points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Facade's avatar

lol. he was crouched over because he’s 302 feet tall :P

Facade (22937points)“Great Answer” (1points)
evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

@Facade, oh yeah, that’s just too awesome for words.

evelyns_pet_zebra (12923points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Facade's avatar

yes it is

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airowDee's avatar

I really don’t think I would care. I think outside of color.

airowDee (1791points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Facade's avatar

lol

Facade (22937points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Grisaille's avatar

Yes. Goddamn you people who may fancy the appearance of a particular ethnic group.

Damn you for not thinking outside of color, you bunch of racists!

Grisaille (12048points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Strauss's avatar

@Grisaille It’s not racist. It’s hormonal. There are certain ethnic qualities I find quite attractive, but it does not necessarily mean I am blind to other qualities. It is fun to talk about physical qualities, but I think there are a lot of other “head-turning” qualities, such as attitude, presence, sense of humor, laugh, etc., etc., etc., etc.,...

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Grisaille's avatar

My post was a sarcastic remark to @airowDee.

I did ask the question, ya know :P

Grisaille (12048points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Strauss's avatar

You’re right. It’s late!~

Strauss (23618points)“Great Answer” (0points)
macca's avatar

I’d be a white British guy. Yeah, I’m British. And? :P

macca (99points)“Great Answer” (0points)
wundayatta's avatar

Definitely a South Asian!

wundayatta (58722points)“Great Answer” (0points)
aprilsimnel's avatar

I’d be me, just taller. I’m already pretty much a mash-up.

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cheebdragon's avatar

I would be Grisaille, because he’s like the male version of myself ; )

cheebdragon (20506points)“Great Answer” (1points)
Grisaille's avatar

Lurve you!

Grisaille (12048points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Supacase's avatar

I wouldn’t care. I think it would be interesting enough regardless.

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Noel_S_Leitmotiv's avatar

Half black, half Japanese, id be HOTT!

Noel_S_Leitmotiv (2719points)“Great Answer” (0points)
filmfann's avatar

An asian woman. Hottest women in the world.

filmfann (52220points)“Great Answer” (0points)
Tink's avatar

I’d be a British guy, I would talk all day just to hear my voice/accent. HOT!!

Tink (8673points)“Great Answer” (1points)
aprilsimnel's avatar

Oh, never mind. It was most likely quite rude.

aprilsimnel (30749points)“Great Answer” (1points)
JLeslie's avatar

So pretty much most people want to be hot, or what they are attracted to in the opposite sex.

A lot of men answered Asian. I just read an article that Asian women are the new “trophy wives.” My grandmother 20 years ago made a comment saying, “no wonder men like Asian women they are thin and attractive,” I guess she was ahead of her time in predicting this trend.

I never think about being the opposit sex, my first inclination was to be what I am, or how I already identify Jewish and white, but then I am attracted to Latin American men mostly, so my mind went there, but it is not what I am. I can’t do the exercise.

JLeslie (65412points)“Great Answer” (0points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

i don’t like asian women.

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Sarcasm's avatar

Is the sideways vagina too much for you?

Sarcasm (16793points)“Great Answer” (0points)
eponymoushipster's avatar

no. it’s the referring to it as their “yamogachi”.

eponymoushipster (20297points)“Great Answer” (2points)
airowDee's avatar

Some people would say that a white guy is a trophy husband for asian women. To some people, it means an increase in social status and marrying “up” the social ladder. It’s all very racist and colonalistic.

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