Officer: Do you know why i pulled you over?
Motorist: Uh, no sir?
O: I pulled you over for texting while driving.
M: Um, officer, i wasnt doing that.
O: You were sir, i saw you, license and registration please.
M: I swear i wasnt, here, let me show you.
O: Put down the phone and step out of the car sir.
M I was using a GPS map program, look!
O: Drop the phone, turn around and put your hands on the car sir.
M: No really, its nothing short of a miracle, it shows my location at all times. I never get lost. It gives me step by step directions to anywhere i need to go!
O: You were texting sir, drop the phone and turn around.
M: Officer, i swear i…..
O: Club club club.
M: Ow ow ow.